Urban Knight
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2025
- The Urban Knight dressed in medieval armor walks around Calgary Alberta.
Special thanks to: DarkAgeCreation...
All music performed by: Jon Sayles - www.jsayles.com...
Jon Sayles has given me personal permission to use his music in this video. 
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“Are you wearing that to try to be funny?”
“No, I just can’t get it off”
Ah yes, much like a rat wearing a jacket, I too can't get off without my armor...wait...
TheAsylumCat HAHAHHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENT
i thought it was pretty funny
When what’s it?
It’s not a time stamp it’s just somthing funny that could have been said
You dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Jared Young yes yes yes
I was fired for going to work naked.....
I wanna be a pornstar.
@@pepsicola4718 a gangstar?
@@ghoulbuster1 *bangstar
@@Sir_knight_trooper is this a jojo reference?
"May I get a picture with you?"
"Absolutely, fine maiden!"
Classic
that kind of picture would be maiden heaven...
@@ArstotzkaEmpire good one
Should actually be fair
@@ArstotzkaEmpire do you believe in gravity?
Very fine maiden
There is something so terrifying about the thought of walking into a bathroom and finding a knight in a full suit of armor hanging around.
It reminds me of dark souls for some reason
@@the_jam_man Sir Matthew of the Mall Bathroom
sounds more erotic than terrifying quite frankly
Sounds like a Tuesday
Must be slaying monsters in there
Kicks down cone:
*another overwhelming victory to be told by bards for generations*
Proceeds to be merciful to the fallen
The stuff of legends.
ZERO DEATHS
*returns to pick up the cone and place it back* Sorry about that mate, no hard feelings, yeah?
I hear the bards also sing of the vicious beast he stood ground against at 2:52
I hilarious how much people at the bar just instantly loved him lol
Everything is fun when you are drunk 😂
Dude you have the same first name and initials as me!
Takes balls to do this shit. People respect it.
a little bit of positive change in people's lives makes everyone happy
Would you really want to be the one to go tell a man armed with a sword in a full suit of armor that he looks ridiculous? I sure wouldn't
Moral of the story, you can be a drunk bastard in public, as long as you're wearing a suit of armor, everyone will forgive you.
Stephan Stefanus you little sh-
@Manuel Popp or that he has sword on his waist 😐
Going to try it out as soon as my delivery arrives :)
If it’s in America no one cares if you’re wearing a suit of armor or not
@@bemotivated8443 I know, that's the great thing about America because fuck what you think I should be XD
The fact that barely anyone pays mind to the man in medieval knight armor makes me think that this is just his normal daily routine.
Yeah
@@Gyatsoz ye 🗿
Or that everybody else is just lame.
Or any major city where hope and interacting with other people goes to die
Or the whole city might have a medieval mindset.
Chivalry is categorically not dead
yep
It is, Mordhau is the new shit
@@ZorlacSkater chivalry is just too old mordhau is too late
Dying light x chivarly New Event from a 6 year old Game nice chivarly and dying light are Not dead
But he was kneeling on the wrong knee
Imagine trying to pass an airport checkpoint this way.
The airport team will be laughing their ass off internally
Gabriel Moreno until he pulls put a smoke bomb and swat gets called
_Goes through a metal detector_
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"Oh, sorry"
_Goes back and takes keys out of his pocket_
just put him self on the tray
"Have any metal on you today sir?"
..........
Imagine if there was a guy taking a dump in the restroom
"Wtf is that clanking noise?"
Mother trucker kicks the stall open and yells while pointing his sword at you *”FOR JERUSALEM”*
*Violently kicks the stall open* I shall aid you on your quest
Franky Alvarez - with a roll of toilet paper on the sword
Followed with: *why do I hear boss music?*
Scrumpton , the boss is the constipation
The hero we deserve, but sadly don't need anymore.
Yeah.. I dont think we deserve this gem
Otherway ⏪️
@@damienkendrick1457 the hero we dont need anymore but sadly deserve?
@@redlock1815 The hero we deserve and the hero we need again.
We need to create dragons who can only be killed by dudes in knight armors
The melancholic tale of a knight in a world that no longer needs him, bequeathing his last few flowers upon the prettiest maidens of the land before his race fades from existence. Tragic
Fuck man, don't make me cry.
So like Samurai
Isn't that just the story of Don Quijote?
Matsab thats deep man.
Well damn
you should go around looking worried asking people what year it is
jason sweeney
He should ask them that in proper Middle English, too.
That would be icing on the cake.
:-3
- Is this the year 1376 yet?
- Eeeeee... no
- Than f..ck off!
The Witcher :D
Yesssss
Briseur De Lance if he spoke proper medieval English then no one would understand a single word he said ..
I love how everyone is fairly impressed but the cashier doesn't really care.
"Oh, look at you, you're a knight. Will you be paying in cash or gold?"
That's what cashier work will do to you xD
ahaha
Reminds me of Squidward
He's probably been standing there for 6 hours straight so everything turns into a blur after a VERY short amount of time.
The Outspoken Theorist Lmfao you good ser have slain me!
The way he pats his non aliving horse is so loyal
“Honey the neighbor is doing that thing again”
"What? Is the neighbor trying to book passage for Israel again?"
"maybe he is going to kill the Saladin's troops again in Jerusalem."
I wish I had this neighbor
"the one where he makes himself cooler than me"
People on the subway be like “Same shit, different day.”
In NYC literally no one (Including me) would care. We've seen it all trust me lol
He forgot his horse lul
Day before: half naked man eating a pig
@@IvoL0L He left his horse stabled at the tavern since he was too drunk to ride, and so he had to take a carriage home the previous night. He's just taking the sub to the tavern so he can pick up his horse.
@@natwella9743 Same shit as normal.
This was posted 7 years ago why is this gold being recommended now?!
welcome to youtube
RUclips algorithm.
It's funny like, we have that entire COPPA situation, and then there's comments like these still going around.
8 years actually.
RUclips gods bless the algorithm 🙏
10 years later and this is still pure gold NAY, DIAMOND I SAY!
The dog fight was absolutely incredible
Her: He must be Cheating on me
Him: I shall retake the Holy Lands
Knight: picks back up cone.
And they say chivalry’s dead
Sword fighting? Yeah, that’s kinda dead, but people use narrow bows with tiny lead arrows now, so you can still have proper one on one battles.
Your profile picture scares me
It should turn u on not scare you
Chivalry's the name of the cone
*"And dey say-"*
*"And dey say-"*
*"And dey say-"*
That's how men actually want to dress but society isn't ready for this yet
I already placed a order
Yea I would love to go around with crusader armor on but can’t
We all wanna dress like this
I need me a man who'd do this-
I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are going to love it
in all honesty...... out of all the videos i have see on RUclips....... i really REALLY love this one..... calm, peaceful, funny, and most of all..... just having a good time
It was 10 yrs ago before social media turned us all insane
You need to get like a bunch of people to do this but like all across the city, make it a phenomenon where some people are just medieval for a few days a year.
Next year come on vacations to spain...we have a lot of medieval festivals....
That'd be cool. But an Armor like that is hella expensive.
@@Luger0312 decent beginner Buhurt (armored combat as a sport) armor only costs 1,800 to 2,000 USD according to my Buhurt teacher/coach, that includes the full armor and the gambison that goes under said armor
Granted, that is still expensive, but it lasts a long while and is cheaper than people might think
@@James.D.B. Sounds good to me
We have lots of medieval fairs here in Spain!
I love how most people don't really care
"This is fine"
@Fox Cho like even back in 2012
"This is fine"
Just Canada
Well he is the urban knight. This is just how he dresses every day. The denizens of his hometown are probably used to there brave protectors attire.
this man was ahead of his time. this is gold tier content
He's rather behind actually.
@@cyant6556 Hahah! Get it? Because he's in armor! I get you, you funny fellow.
*god
@@nerkdurgen5574you are right mate
Funny how the past is ahead of us...
11 years ago, this guy graced the public with this. Today… I kinda wish more people do this.
Nobody:
*The guy who played Dark Souls after 12 hours:*
Hey thats me
Æther Beats casual, I have 6 months playtime
The guy who played crusader kings 2 after 10 minutes
Confirmed
Give me conniptions.
So... those "armor noises" while walking/running in Dark Souls 1 are pretty accurate. lol
Well. Yeah ?
You thought they were doing rubber ducky sounds ?
@@TheKenji2221 okay now i meed rubber ducky sounds for darksouls
@@AlynRapi
This has to be done
Hey bro i liek you profile pic were can i get it?
@@geordyvladimer1850 it's Shiroe from Log Horizon anime.
When she says she is only into middle aged men
Good one.
Underrated comment
Need more likes
i cant belive thet this coment only has 133 likes!...... so good :)
Genius
School counselor: “what do you wanna do for a career in the future, anything you’re passionate about?”
*Urban Knight:*
When you have to buy groceries at 6 but have to restore the first flame at 7
Lol, gotta kill the soul of cinder
Art thou murder a whole world worth of nobles
i just read this comment with dark souls: remastered on the background lmao
The funny thing is that the whole plot of Dark Souls is about being a Zoroastrian, he should be dressed as a Sassanid.
A man of culture
My favorite part is when his armor goes " clank clank clank"
What part is that?
Oh yeah every part lol
Can i get a time stamp?
its actually really satisfying to hear, not gonna lie
Drake of the Lake it’s the whole video
@@tanyadegurechaff6479 1:03
"So,how was your day"
"A knight shared his ice cream with me"
"What?"
"What?"
420th like
I thought it's his chick
@@Vermillion779 i think she is but i'm not sure
Toyvo Lost if she wasn’t before then she definitely is now
I was your 1k :D
Him tipping over the cone was funny, but then coming back to put it back up melted my heart. I really needed that
Girl: *did you bring protection?*
Him:
I protected my virginity.
her chastity belt turned him on.
Vegeta:
_You sinful girl,you must be punished for the name of Lord!_
I shalt slay thee, thy temptress
When you've been waiting for another crusade for the past eight centuries.
Nah man you don’t need to wait for a crusade, just go to Europe and you will see a lot of heretics!
@Look jeb Shut up templar, it's called reincarnation
@@No-hf5xb Why french? One of the two founding fathers was flemish. Also the order of the templars was just one of many orders that took part in the crusades.
DEUS VULT
Communism With Giggles fuck you and fuck the crusades
On his way to kill the lord of cinder
Uber i was looking in this whole comment section a Dark Souls reference and I finally made it...
Witless Siamang6 it’s my favorite game series I had to
Looked like he drank a little to much siegbrau at the bar.
@@jameslorenz3718 a tad bit too much estus?
First Hand: Balder Side Sword
Second Hand: Bare Hand
Head: Cleric's Helmet
Chest: Chainmail Chest
Arms: Balder Gaunlets
Legs: Iron Leggings
We gotta relive this tradition. This is GOLDEN.
When you come back into the game after a few years of inactivity.
Yeah... “a few”
More like a few centuries
When he pulled the door that didnt move and everyone scremed
I felt that
He’s wearing our fantasy and I’m jealous because of it.
Is hard to see other people living our dreams
@@kopo2810 Our Dream Comrade.
What's stopping you?
the way he kicked the cone, but came back and put it up like he felt guilty was adorable. real
Random Lady: Chivalry is dead!
Urban Knight: I beg to Differ! Have at you!
*Unsheathes Broadsword*
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia *Unsheathes bastard sword*
@@jimpickens4 You ruclips.net/video/gOJGSAnq7bU/видео.html
For some reason, I feel like people today would be less surprised by seeing a man wandering around in full armor plate than they were back in 2012.
Because the world is weirder everyday, and we stray further away from god.
Yeah but still if it was a light armor it won't be a big trouble
@@distinctloafer so true. I'm glad there are dissidents out there that still keep the faith.
@PlayJackS strong wooosh man
@PlayJackS damn bro. Chill the fuck out
Who else expected him to mount the horse statue?
Wing Onn I did as well :(
We all
But with that armor it would be pretty hard :(
I bet he tried and couldn’t lol
@@albaa.9434 He didn't bring his squires and a winch with him that day.
“Bartender, I’m going into battle, and I need only your _strongest_ whiskey”
Reminds me of that potion seller video 😄😄
I love how we live in a world where no one cares about a person dressed as a knight walking around.
Welcome to Florida.
Noname lmao
In a big city you can see a lot of shit weirder than that almost every day
Uta they didnt care a thousand years ago, why now?
Maybe is just a normal thing they see daily
Goes to the store
“Greetings peasants”
How goes the..
*Sees gluten free bread.*
*BY THE P O P E.*
@@EmperorMatticusII my brother! It's an honor to see you again looks like yt recommendation had united us ahain for the glory of Dominvs
@@lauber.gh01 HUZZAH!
@@EmperorMatticusII FOR THE GLORY OF GOD WE MIGHT TAKE BY ARMS THIS COMMENT SECTION TO HONOUR THE TRVE FAITH
@@lauber.gh01 **CHISELED IMPERIAL CHIN.**
someone walks in while he's drying his hands, "polishing the armor good sir."
For future reference "polishing the sword" means something very different when said in a bathroom.
10 YEARS AGO???!!!!
Damn, what a true knight
When your customized character showed up in the cutscene :
Underrated
You need more likes, need more likes.
Spot on.
So original
@@NostrilEnlarger ok buddy
A true knight.
He who knocketh the cone down, must also raiseth the cone up.
Here we are living in 2019
And this sir is living in the 1300’s.
1400s Milan
Actually he lived in 2012.
According to armor : more like 1400.
1400s*
18th century ? R U drunk or what ?
Never thought about the fact that you can just legally wear a full suit of armour around.
" fuck this orange cone!.... actually littering isn't very chivalrous.. * puts cone back*
June Hollybell Vandalism ;)
"Halt! In the name of the Empire."
*Dog stops barking*
*Must of just been the wind*
Have you heard of the high elves?
@@dukedvl6977 Thank you kind sir!
“Huh must have been my imagination”
@@whiterunguard7271 "...Better get back to my post"
“Winds howling” wait wrong game
He clanks for our joy, a true noble knight
I was surprised nobody got upset, till I realized it was 10 years ago.
"here we see the urban knight in his natural habitat."
Logan Hovis in the year freaking 2012
*UNnatural habitat
*unatural
I want to like your comment. But at the same time I want to leave it at 666 likes...
It's hard to choose.
1:20-1:32 is a perfect representation of a chaotic good player
how he rubs and reminisce on his long lost horse, priceless
You just made me think of a elder scrolls player who got their horse killed and would not let It go, he stayed in character for the rest of the play through, 😂
Veriax
“Hey sir welcome to McDonald’s what will you take?”
“...I WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!”
joseph linden underrated comment
DEUS VULT!
This guys a hit at knight clubs
Except this suit of armor is a 15th century italian full plate harness. The crusades happened in the 11th century. The crusaders wore full mail armor with no plate except the helmets
Ian Miller well that was like dissecting a frog because you understand it...and because the frog ends up dead as well.
Cutscene with your 'badass' character in it :
That's why I love having player clothing on when doing hesit in gta. You get some funny shit doing that.
@@nickrivas6429 Dead Rising is amazing for it.
@@ogge9304 did i ever ask for your opinion
666th like
@@Perfectb-l1q you are the equivalent of a speedrunner that doesnt waste time wearing clothes
"Nothing like the smell of *JERUSALEM IN THE MORNING.* "
Wrong knight
_DEUS VULT_
DEUS VULT
It's time for a CRUSADE!
DEUS VULT
Giving that woman a flower looks like it made her day ❤
2:53
Guy: “Oh haha, my dog is cautious of you-“
Knight: “WHAT MANNER OF BEAST IS THIS?!?!”
Donald Youngblood 😂😂 💀
LYCANTHROPE!
What manner of beast is thou?!
Thanks for correction
xYottaByte Gaming correction:
“What manner of beast is thou?”
Your welcome
xYottaByte Gaming
Whæt manner of beast is thæt?
I’m 8 years late and all I can feel is how different the world was such a short time ago. Everyone’s reaction made me feel nostalgic.
Same!
What do you mean?
@@Carolina-ql1kn It has that nostalgic old RUclips shaninigans feeling where it was just fun for both the creator and viewer
@@Carolina-ql1kn Are you blind or why you asking? I think it's more than obvious how society is changing (especially because of Tiktok, Instagram and Co).
@@Gongodler I'm not even American. I don't know how Americans reacted to pranks 8 years ago vs how they react now lmao.
Silver Chariot having to help Polnareff with his Daily chores due to his Crippled Status.
LMAO
I had a feeling i would see jojo in the comments if i kept looking, i am happy now
Lmfai
Unexpected jojo
Silver Chariot>S.C Requiem
This is just one of those videos you can come back and watch again and again anytime. Amazing.
P.s. Thank you too whoever liked my comment.
When you are ready to deus vult anywhere
Lord, I am preparedth to to Deus Vult within a moment's notice.
Ave Maria
Obviously he isn't ready. His armor isn't even fitted correctly. His movement should be barely impaired if it was properly fit.
Armor isn’t worn; it’s an extension of the knight himself, and it can’t be removed.
“I am a Knight, Armor is part of my religion.”
Armor is welded to their bodies
This is the way
@@rebjr5844 Damn it, you beat me to it.
We can have sex
BUT HELMET STAYS ON
How society thinks men want to dress: suit tie dress shoes slacks
How men really want to dress:
I prefer to be a samurai :3
@@unknownanomaly8362 definately a lighter more mobile way to go
Nah anything that makes me look puffy
@@kyle18934 Indeed, plus, I can squat way easily compared to this poor Knight, but oh well :3
@@unknownanomaly8362 true, but I think other steel armors may be more flexable. But japaneese armor was definately lighter and more flexable
This was 10 years ago. Amazing
1:28 When you're a fearless warrior but also Canadian
Ahhhh sooorry I knocked you over ey! Let me help you back up... *swings sword at opponent* "I'm so sooorry I killed you ey"
@@EscanV here, let me put your head back on ey? That good? Ey? Mate, you alive?
This guy needs to be an NPC in some video game... I just can’t stop thinking about what this guy would be like in Oblivion
Berserker if you ask me, this guy looks like he’d stop criminal scum and make them pay the fine or serve their sentence
Kingom Come Deliverance
he was a guard , an ancien soldier who take a arrow in the knee
Oblivion popped in my head right away
Good NPC for GTA 5
But does he praise the sun?
only if he enjoys Joly Co-Operations!
and here we can see the average life of a dark souls player when he is not raging his ass off because of gaping vagina dragons
Dous thou even hoist
If not thy shal prove worthryness by praising THE SUN
DEUS SUN!!
praising ain't easy.
He truly is one if the knights of all time
_Sir Urban Knight where is thou trusty squire..._
_...riding next to thee with the royal coconuts!?_ 🥥 🥥
BytemeVV - *clopclop clopclop clopclop*
*riding* next to thee?
@@gracefool I see the Paradox in that statement... You have proved yourself worthy. 👏 👏
Ah yes, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
_ONE... TWO... FIVE!!!_
I was totalling expecting him to draw his sword when the dog started barking at him.
"A DUEL TO THE DEATH, IT HAS BEEN DECIDED! DRAW YOUR WEAPON, LITTLE ONE! And a victor shall emerge..."
Yes, me too. I would've loved that.
It would have been really funny if he cut the dog in half
And they said chivalry was dead.
It's on Steam.
@@KillThad hehe
@@KillThad ...And the sequel's gonna be an Epic exclusive. Amazing. Play Mordhau instead.
Chivalry is a code of martial conduct and combat techniques that includes a small section on courtesy towards ladies.
@@KageNoTora74 Yes, we are aware. That's the joke.
they'll never believe her that she actually met a knight in shining armor.
*”‘Tis the fairest of men who often live the most sought after and envied lives.”*
How society wants men to dress: suit, tie, button up
How men want men to dress: full plate armor
Nobody:
The Main caracter in every cut-scene:
*Intense Jerusalem flashbacks*
RUclips algorithm truly works in mysterious ways.
2:29 Woman : (taps on knight's arm)
"STOP, You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence"
(Woman resists arrest)
"Then pay with your b l o o d! "
Tf why would you tap on knight's arm lady?
To see if the armor is pure metal or just a cosplaying costume or just out of disbelief.
Nice oblivion reference I was gonna make one
"Someday... I'll be a knight."
20 years later.
Finally he got it
..and you are a dumbass walking through the city with some loose aluminum sheets dangling from your body to get clicks from people wich have seen armours only in movies with the historic accuracy of a tesla car.
@@derstoffausdemderjoghurtis Clank clank clank
Der Stoff aus dem Joghurt gemacht ist ridicule and mockery are the refuge of childish men. Let him have his fun
1322 years later
The algorithm has brought us together brothers.
When you've finished the main questline of Skyrim and have settled down in a city but you refuse to wear fine clothes.
@Static Gaming
Waste of Oxygen looool XD
Vsk Ok room temperature IQ
I love this. Thank you ^_^ But remember, it's illegal for boys to be boys anymore. It's not Politically correct.
Plot twist: The camera man is his squire
Perfect idea!
I thought that was obvious
I wanted him to start screaming “dragons! dragons everywhere!” In his sleep on the train
This is an absolute masterpiece. I’m speechless
I was really hoping he would jump on that horse
RUclips: "You know what's a great idea? Let's advertise this 7 years later."
RUclips worker: "The channel as a whole?"
RUclips: "No. Just this video."
RUclips worker: "I see. And it's sequel?"
RUclips: "Nay. Just this."
THERES A SEQUEL???
I smell bullshit, but check I will
Check I did. Success it was.
True it's happen to me as well lol
@@learnmore8771 indeed it was my friend.
*7 years later*
RUclips: “Here’s a video of a man walking around town in a knight suit!”
it's probably just an other fault. RUclips would never advertise anything European or Christian related on purpose because both are Racist according to their demented way of thinking.
@@mentino1556 European related maybe... But Christian? I don't think so.
@@victuz neither are racist. But sadly RUclips thinks so
The traffic cone part killed me for no reason at all 😂
Rest in peace my dear friend, I will cherish you memories in my heart forever 💐 it's so sad you have to leave this early
@@dixcyscott2132
We gotta find that traffic cone and arrest it.
Adjust your pauldrons, resize your aventail and consider a full visor helmet, they are more Knighly and mysterious. Other than that pretty good, I might do something similar to this with my armor.
this clearly isn't a historical armour or meant to be...looks very poorly fitted in general (seems he can't even bend his knees or waist in the thing.)
I make armor and it is poorly fitted, but most people won't know that or care so overall this video was entertaining
I wonder if I should do it
Rozzok you might want to rewrite your comment here. The way you phrased this is suggesting that the armour that you make is poorly fitted. I know what you meant, but others might not and it will give the armour that you make a bad reputation. Just a thought.
His helmet is perfectly fine as a knightly helmet; it gives better visibility and air flow. Many knights even wore kettle hats.
Mike Esparza He wears a Northern Italian style armor so the pauldrons are fine the way they are,I don't think he should wear that aventail since it just goes over his armor and doesn't protect anything and about the helmet he's wearing is a Barbute and it goes with the Italian style armor,of course if he wanted to have a visored helmet he could get an Armet.
People: "why do you dress like that, are u crazy?"
Me: "You never know when the pope is gonna call in a nother cruzade"
DEUS VULT
Not the current communist one we have.
Crusaders
he'll have to swim pretty far and fast to get there in time!